- "Cardinal, this is not good... We're being attacked left-and-right about the sexual molestations, we need to do something."
- "Well, Papa, we need to do something that appeals to the youngsters of today. Wait, I've got it! Let's forgive The Beatles for saying they were more popular than Jesus!"
- "Brilliant, cardinal, that ought to shut them up! Alert the media at once."
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